Thursday, September 11, 2008

Funny thing happened on the way to the..

This is pretty funny. Stuff like this happens to me all the time.
This morning I went shopping. I was heading to TJMax in search of some king size pillows for my bed. It was a little nippy out this morning so I put on my brand new jeans, go into the closet to get some shoes and can't find anything with a closed foot. All of my shoes are sandals, mostly with heels, where the heck are my flats? No flats, I must have thrown them all out at the end of last season. I must have something like 40 pairs of really nice sandals! Anyway, I find a pair of mules that I purchased in Italy, at least they had a closed toe! I head out the door thinking that I look really nice. My hair and makeup are done nicely, and I had my 20 % off coupon for M's in my purse...M's is really close to the Max. I see my girlfriend in the store and I say hello. She is looking at me really funny. I'm like Fenizia, are you ok? And she says to me, Are you OK? I'm like, yeah, I'm fine, kids are back in school, just running around, trying to get somethings done, you know how it is. Fenizia looks at me again and starts laughing. and says, Lorraine you're blue! I'm like, no I'm not, I'm in a really good mood.! No, she says, you're really blue! The ink from my really expensive True Religion jeans had rubbed off on me. My hands were blue, the side of my purse was blue, and the top of my shoes where the jeans had rubbed were blue. And I had blue on my face. I did notice that my hands seemed blue but I thought it was the lighting in the store. OMG! Can you imagine? I didn't come right home, I did stop in M's. They had a whole bin of $1 Halloween stamps...I didn't buy any...but i'm sure the people in the store thought that I was a little early for Halloween! LOL!
I came home and washed my jeans. 3 washes and the color is still bleeding! ugghhh!
It's a good thing that my appointment with the gynecologist is tomorrow! Can you imagine????? LMAOROTF!
Thanks for listening to my ramble!
Smiles :)


Darlene (SCS:akronstamperdpk) said...

Oh how funny ... well, probably wasn't for you at the time ... but it's funny now!! I'll have to remember this!! Thanks, I needed a good chuckle!!

Pat (mspfd) said...

I know your pain! I had something similar happen to me. Not as bad, but boy did I ruin a pair of shoes, suede purse and my underwear (LOL)!

Jen said...

Lorraine...thank you...oh thank you for a great laugh! The GYN comment had me rolling!
Sorry about your jeans...but thanks.

patty w said...

...spewing drink all over my monitor ... ! ROFLOL..too dang funny.

I've had many things like that happen. Once I was getting ready for work and "penciled" in my eyebrows and got distracted..left for work, stopped at a McD's for coffee, Revco for soemthing etc...couldn't figure out why everyone was looking at me so stangely! I got to work...more weird looks..hmm...went to use the restroom and looked in the mirror and OMG... I had never finished my brows with a looked like someone had drawn them in with a Crayola!

The other time, I had some bright orange flower pollen on the end of my nose...and no one said a word! I felt so silly.

I would of loved to have been a fly on the gynos wall had you gone in blue! He'd be like , girl, how long's it been !

Halloweens stamps for a buck! Our Michaels barley knows what stamping is!

Thanks for the laugh!

Enfys said...

You did make me laugh with this story - it's so the kind of thing that happens to me. I once went away to an overnight business meeting with 2 pair of shoes, when I unpacked they were 4 shoes from totally different pairs. So black flat with a buckle, black court, etc etc.

JAR said...

That is pretty funny!! :)

Rosella said...

Lorraine, this is just too adorable! Thanks for sharing and giving me a good laugh!

Michelle said...

OMG! That is so funny! It reminds me of the story going around about the lady who washed her .... with her daughter's washcloth that was covered with glitter just before her gyn exam! LOL! Too funny! Sorry to hear about your jeans though and hope they didn't ruin your good Italian shoes!!

Amanda Sewell said...

That is a scream -- way too funny!!! Sorry that happened to you though!!!

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